Brother, give me some money for a tattoo, and I'll let you touch my boobs, okay?

She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

I was jerking off, and the neighbor came over and poked me with his dick, and I came. How come?

Dad, that's my dildo! But I haven't had a real dick yet, can you give me yours?

I don't care if your boyfriend becomes a cooch, you promised me sex

Bro, you touched my tits and showed me your dick, but can you fuck me?

No-strings-attached sex goes a long way. There's a creampie in me and it's a shock 🤯

The guy is far away, and my brother's cock is already inside me. How can I not get laid?

Is your husband on a video call? Would he become a cuckold if I fucked you?

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

I'll pump her full of sperm and make her feel better

Are you watching porn, bro? That's how I want to orgasm, too

I'm screwed, I mistook my wife for her twin and fucked her twice

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Daughter, you're 18 now, it's time to fuck real dicks

That's what orgasms are like, she's been on my dick twice ⚡️

We're neighbors, so I help him by letting him cum in me

That's why you can't peep on your sister - you have to fuck her later

My brother ruined my date. It's okay, he's got a dick too, I'll fuck him

Brother, where are you going? If you gave me a vibrator, then bring me to orgasm

No sex, I have a boyfriend! I'll just jerk off and swallow the cum

"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

The reason your coworker doesn't report is because someone's fucking her

My husband is busy with the movie, and I'm busy with the other one's dick — the one that was sitting closer